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Emergency Poncho




Description

Now you can finally fit in with all the awkward people in your neighborhood thanks to your Emergency Poncho from MyMedic! We know you've always wanted a piece of clothing that crackles with every movement. Now you can wear it to the movie theater and cover up the sound of your annoyingly loud candy opening - you know who you are.

In all seriousness, this Emergency Poncho is great for not dying to death, helps you make friends, and makes a great personal dutch oven (you know the kind). The NASA technology will reflect 90% of your body heat (and 100% of your farts) back to you for maximum warmth retention. Folded nicely to satisfy your OCD and stay compact to fit in any emergency bag or first aid kit.

 

Features

Mylar lining reflects 90% of your body heat to help prevent hypothermia in rough conditions

Poncho design so your hands can do what hands do, without having to hold a blanket on

Roomy fit allows backpack coverage. Verizon doesn't even have coverage like that

+ Hood prevents heat loss from head and aliens from controlling your mind. For real.

 

 Details

+ Dimensions | 3.5" x 6" x .75"

+ Weight | 2.3 oz

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